For Sir and Myself

professorsubmissive:

It’s really hot and I got fitted for a bra which revealed my boobs are way too big.

I’m grumpy. Someone bring me a popsicle. I prefer Bomb Pops.

This happened to me awhile back. I’d been wearing a B cup for awhile when I was, in fact, a D cup.

Sir had to take a day trip out-of-state for work. I was supposed to drive him to the airport this morning, go to work, have dinner with my parents, then pick him up this evening.

Instead, I missed all of that stuff because I’ve somehow come down with the stomach flu/a stomach bug AGAIN. I’ve spent the past two days in bed, totally miserable, on top of which I feel like a lousy sub/lousy regular girlfriend because I’m not working or taking care of Sir. He’s not mad at me, but I feel like shit about everything.

End whining.

Anonymous asked: The Halle Berry version or the Anne Hathaway version of cat woman?

domwithpen-deactivated20140601:

You left out Michelle Pfeiffer.

Michelle Pfeiffer is the only one that matters.

submissivefeminist:

tiemeupiamfeisty:

Ah! He’s like “Everyone is taken I don’t know where to go!”

Eliza and I were discussing this the other day. It’s the cutest orgy GIF I’ve ever seen.

OMG.

submissivefeminist:

tiemeupiamfeisty:

Ah! He’s like “Everyone is taken I don’t know where to go!”

Eliza and I were discussing this the other day. It’s the cutest orgy GIF I’ve ever seen.

OMG.

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Dominant Tips: The Good Morning Kiss

domwithpen:

When she’s putting on her make up, walk up behind her. Brush her hair lightly out of the way and kiss her neck. Put a hand on her ass and grab it, firmly. Not in a playful way. 

You’re claiming her.

As she starts to respond, reach your other hand up and grip her neck. Just hard enough to make her wonder. 

Whisper in her ear, “Be good today.”

Then let go and walk away.

Unf.

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stoyaalbum:

Power Fuck - Stoya and Manuel Ferrara

Awesome

Sir is away on business, which is awful, but I decided to pamper myself a little bit today to make it less stressful. I miss Sir, and I have finals this week and next, so it was good to take some time to make myself feel beautiful!

First I went and got a Brazilian wax. I tried to get one nearly five years ago, and the lady was so horrible and unprofessional and just plain BAD at waxing that I was certain I would never go again. I did my research this time, and went to a local place that specializes not only in waxing, but in Brazilian. It took 10 minutes, hurt way less than the first time because they had a numbing lotion that I applied before the wax, and was an overall pleasant experience. 

After that, I went and got my nails done. I did a standard pink and white French tips, and they look gorgeous.

I feel beautiful, fancy, and very ready to play with Sir when he gets home tomorrow night!